Visions of Sugar Plums..Not so Much

While some had sugar plums dancing in their heads, last night I dreamt that our wedding day was a complete disaster and I was a complete and total Bridezilla. With all do respect, I feel what happened at our wedding in my dream definitely called for some Bridezilla behavior.

To start, the ceremony was scheduled to start promptly at 5:00 PM and I hadn’t even showered or shaved yet and still had yet to get my hair and makeup done.

Then after the ceremony the wedding coordinator failed to put out the place cards so people just sat wherever they felt like. Then she said she could put them out now and I said “too late” we can’t ask people to get up and move around once they have already been seated!

The dinner napkins, which were supposed to be navy were a dirty white color and the table cloths were mismatched, some were orange and some had acorns and fall scenery on them. Maybe because we slept with the windows open last night prompted my subconscious to think thoughts of the fall season?!

Last but not least there was a soccer game going on next door to where our dance floor was set up and the ball kept getting kicked onto the dance floor while young men came to retrieve the ball in their soccer uniforms.

I remember going Bridezilla on Karen (the name of our real wedding coordinator at Falcon’s Fire) and chewing her out for all the mistakes that had taken place.

Oh I hope this is not truly how Falcon’s Fire runs their weddings!!

Did anyone else have pre-wedding nightmares of their wedding going completely downhill??